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Monday, July 23, 2012

EY's Guide to the HR Galaxy.....

Hello All Help Wanted Seekers!

 Today's savvy world filled with buzz words like...

Learning Agility:   how much can you really teach an old dog
Global Mobility:   a not so free ticket to see the world
Development Needs:  he/she stinks at _______
Downsize, Right size:  stick a fork in...you are done!
Breaking down the silos:  Farmville neighbors sharing their "gifts"
Alignment:  Agree to Agree
Transition:  out of work
Hi Pot:  a person on the fast track..not a green leafy plant
Out of the Box thinking:  a person who scratches his/her head a lot
Self- starter:   Someone who does the job without training because there's no money for training
Multitask:   An action of throwing spaghetti or your ideas up on the wall and hoping one of them sticks
And last but not limited to my favorite:  "team player"...a person who had great parties in school

Beam me up, Scotty!....
Your Employment Yenta (Just call me "T")


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