Stressbuster....

Hello All Help Wanted Seekers!
Someone asked me if I "really" retired...what does that mean? does anyone really "ever" retire?
For EY, Retire is only a word in the dictionary....and...not her vocabulary....actually, work can be a "stressbuster"
Here are the benefits:
You eat less because you are drawn into the politics and your stomach is churning
You sleep less (which means you never miss a trick!) because you are plotting your next move
You  shop less because you are at your desk while the stores are open and you are way too tired by the time the weekend rolls around
You argue less with your significant other because you don't have a lot of time with them.
So, to sum things up...working means you are:
Thin, rich and very alert!
(what could be bad?)
Your Employment Yenta...(Just call me "T")